David Hockney

I suppose I will have to let up on my posts concerning artists named David soon, but this is not so much a post concerning Hockney's art- which, as a side note, I adore- as it is one concerning the fact that he (David Hockney)  totally banged Ian Falconer (the man responsible for Olivia the pig), who, as it happens went to my high school and in turn went on to pop Tom Ford's cherry, which in sum total is an excellent series of events. Also contrary to popular belief, Hockney was kind of a hottie.